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Friday, June 24th, 2005

Time:10:55 am.
So I leave for Colorado tomorrow morning... Yeah for me!!

But more importantly I'm thinking about changing to a different LJ. This one is just not me any more. It was the Stephanie in California, not the Stephanie in Colorado... Still don't know for sure, but if I do change LJ's, comment here if you want to be put on my new one...
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Thursday, June 23rd, 2005

Time:2:32 am.

Freudian Slip

            So I’m sitting here trying to think of something to write. And WHOA! That was cool. I’m sitting here writing, and I noticed something moving out of the corner of my eye, and I took a look up and I see this mother fucking stallion charge past my window and into my back yard. There is a god damn horse in my back yard! I just got up and yelled at it. I screamed; “Hey, you! Shit ball! Hey asshole! I’m talking to you!” And when I finally got it’s attention, I proceeded to bellow; “Does it look like we allow horses back here? Do you see a BIG sign that says; ‘HORSES WELCOME!’? NO! You can’t even read! You’re a fucking horse!!” It didn’t seem to work, the bastard equestrian Mr. Ed looking son of a bitch just ignored me…

            So I went next door to tell the people that they had lost their horse. The dude just gave me a stupid look, so I grabbed him roughly by the nape of his neck, dragged him outside and said; “You see that? You see that four legged bottle of glue over in my yard? YOU GET YOUR ASS OVER THERE AND RETRIEVE THAT KENTUCKY DERBY RUNNING FUTURE DOG CHOW MOTHER FUCKER!” And then I shook him like a rag doll and kicked him hard in the ass.

            I’ve never seen anyone run faster than a horse until today. I told him to keep his stinking wagon puller off my property.

                                                            So that was my evening…

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Subject:go to this web-site, learn something useful for once...
Time:2:31 am.

And thank you Malky for pointing it out to me... It's fucking greadt...
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Tuesday, June 21st, 2005

Time:2:25 am.
Are we that destitute?
SPARTANBURG, SOUTH CAROLINA (FOX Carolina News) - A Campobello teen is accused of raping one neighbor's dog and another neighbor's two little girls. Now the dog has died and charges against the teen have been upgraded.

After receiving word that the dog died possibly because of the rape. Fox Carolina called the Solicitor's office to see if now new charges would be filed against the teen. An hour later Solicitor Trey Gowdy called to say that the charges will be upgraded to the "most serious animal cruelty charges they have on the books."

The dog's owner Sylvia Jones says, "At first when it happened, I couldn't eat or sleep every morning I'm waking up thinking Princess is there but she's not.

Princess's little dog house is empty now. Sylvia Jones says she died of internal bleeding this past Sunday because of the rape. "The vet told me she had a little blood in her urine and that she was bleeding inside."

Sylvia says she and her husband would not have believed Cory Williamson raped Princess exactly two weeks to the day she died had they not seen it with their own eyes.

"When I got here we were laying on the deck looking at him and he had his pants down and he was doing sexual activity with the dog like a man would do to a woman."

The Jones family says Princess wouldn't eat or play anymore after the attack. "She (Princess) couldn't even sit down, her bottom was swollen sore."

Sylvia says she knows Princess was just a dog, but she wants people to know that Princess was also a part of her family. A family that now has been forever changed. "She looked so pitiful. It's sad, there was nothing I could do for her."

Neighbors worry that if Williamson is accused of raping a dog and molesting two girls in the same neighborhood, who knows what might happen next.

Neighbor Bill Johnson says, "As a community we shouldn't have to watch our kids every second they're playing. We want him out of this neighborhood."

The Solicitor's office says it wants to make sure Williamson is out of this neighborhood while he's awaiting trial on the molestation and dog rape charges so they are requesting that his bond be revoked. Williamson's bond hearing will be held next Friday.

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Monday, June 20th, 2005

Subject:I'm soooo bored...
Time:10:52 pm.
Look at what me and Captain K did...

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Subject:A great fucking song. (No not a 'fucking' song, but a Great Fucking song!)
Time:9:58 pm.
Mood: chipper.
Unfortunately I don't have the lyrics, I'm taking them from the song, so I might be wrong. But if I am, I'm sure Derek will correct me on it...

Rise Up And Fall
Derek Wildstar

Rise Up And Fall
You're gonna get me through it all
Rise Up And Fall
It seems so long since I heard your call
And I don't know why,
Life seems faster than it was
And I don't know why,
Maybe lately it's because,
You make things easy
You make it easier
You make things easy
Rise Up And Fall
Don't know how I'll face it all
Rise Up And Fall
You're gonna run before you crawl
And I don't know why
Life seems harder than it was
And I don't know why
Maybe baby, it's because
You make things easier
You make things easy
You make things easier...
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Time:8:47 pm.
You know you're from the 80's when...

1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE".
2. You watched the Pound Puppies.
3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bellaire " ...and can do "the Carlton".
4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy.
5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-Sitters Club and tried to start a club of your own.
6. You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.
7. You know that "WOAH " comes from Joey on Blossom.
8. Two words: Hammer Pants.
9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock ".
10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and "spokey-dokes" or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect.
11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales". (Woo ooh!)
12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.
14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles " on the big screen... and still know the turtles names.
15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
16. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side.
17. You played the game "MASH ". (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House)
18. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it.
19. L.A. Gear... need I say more.
20. You wanted to change your name to "JEM " in Kindergarten. (She's truly outrageous)
21. You remember reading "Tales of a fourth grade nothing " and all the Ramona books.
22. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF".
23. You wanted to be a Goonie.
24. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (some of us... head-to-toe)
25. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off and his cheeks shifted.
26. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
27. You took lunch boxes to school... and traded Garbage Pail Kids in the schoolyard.
28. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.
29. You still get the urge to say "NOT " after every sentence.
30. You remember Hypercolor t-shirts.
31. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band.
32. You thought She-ra (Princess of Power!) and He-Man should hookup.
33. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged handmade friendship bracelets.
34. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes. (and like ..24, probably in neon colors, too)
35. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?"
36. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"
37. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.
38. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide.
39. You have ever played with a Skip-It.
40. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds.
41. You've gone through this nodding your head in agreement.
42. You remember Popples.
43. "Don't worry, be happy"
44. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks.
45. You wore socks scrunched down (and sometimes still do...getting yelled at by "younger hip" members of the family)
46. "Miss MARY MACK MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK "
47. You remember boom boxes. and walking around with one on your shoulder like you were all that.
48. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies.
49. You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!"
50. You remember watching "Rainbow Bright" and "My Little Pony Tales "
51. You thought Doogie Howser/Samantha Micelli was hot.
52. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.
53. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool... and don't even flinch when people refer to them as "NKOTB".
54. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By the Bell ", the ORIGINAL class.
55. You still know all the words to every Bon Jovi song.
56. You just sang those words to yourself.
57.You remember watching Magic vs. Bird.
58. Homemade Levi shorts. (the shorter the better)
59. You remember when mullets were cool!
60. You had a mullet!
61. You still sing "We are the World"
62. You tight rolled your jeans.
63. You owned a banana clip.
64. You remember "Where's the Beef?"
65. You used to (and probably still do) say "What you talkin' about Willis?"
66. You had big hair and you knew how to use it.
67. You're singing all the words to Bon Jovi's "Bad Medicine" right now!
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Subject:I want this kind of girl too!
Time:8:40 pm.
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Time:5:32 pm.
Mood: happy.
Oh yeah!! I rock!!

I was packing my clothes, and I ran accross my old jeans, the ones I wore before I got pregnant, and I was all like, "well I wonder..." And so I tried them on, and I fit into them!!!!!!!!!!!! OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!

Go me!!
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Subject:if you're a girl, and single, if you don't have these things, go run out and get them.... lol...
Time:4:32 pm.
Sure, you've got the perfect shade of lipstick and the little black dress…but is that all you need? Hardly.

1. A fabulous photo of yourself
We all have that photo: The one where your smile, hair, and (let's be honest) bod all come together in one sexy little package, whether it's that snapshot from your hike in the Grand Canyon or that cocktail party photo where you're dressed to kill. Post that sucker at eye level on your fridge so your male guest can't help but notice it as he checks out if you have beer (see item #5). What he says: "Is that you?" What he means: "Daa-aamn, girl, you're hotter than I realized!" Keep a digital version handy so you can email it to online suitors or blind dates who want a glimpse of the goods beforehand. And never, ever throw it away—when you're 80-something it'll serve as an instant reminder that back in the day, you were a total dish!

2. A pretty pair of heels
Admit it. You feel like Maria from West Side Story (You feel pretty, oh so pretty…) when you slip on a pair of nice heels. The good news is that these days, you can transform virtually any outfit to make it on-the-town ready by adding heels to a skirt, jeans, cropped khakis, whatever. And no, they don't have to be towering stilettos, even a pair of 1-inch kitten heels will make you stride a little more confidently. (Added bonus: The taller you are, the more cute men you'll be able to see around the room.)

3. An Eminem CD
What's one of the first places a guy peruses when he walks into a woman's home? Her music collection. Good for you if you have an extensive one. But if all he sees is a stack of girl bands (say, the Indigo Girls, the Go-Go's, Joni Mitchell and the Bridget Jones' Diary soundtrack), he's going to panic. Balance out your collection with one CD, any CD, by Eminem and you have no idea how relieved he'll be. It shows you have an open mind and aren't easily offended—and that's music to any man's ears.

4. A great pickup line…and a way to blow 'em off
In this post-chivalrous period, we can't always depend on guys to initiate contact, so prepare thyself with one simple, non-cheesy icebreaker to lay on that cutie who's making his way to your area of the bar. Our favorite: "Hi. Having fun?" (Though a friend of mine has recently taken to asking well-dressed men, "Hetero, homo or metro?") And in cases when a guy initiates contact and you're not interested, better have a better blow-off than "Ummmm, no…" Our suggestion: "Sorry, I don't think the guy I'm seeing would appreciate it." Sure, it's a lie, but it'll let him down easy—without destroying his ego or making him think you're a jerk.

5. A six-pack of good bottled beer
A prepared single girl is ready to host and toast at any time. If you want to make a guy-guest feel at home and your girlfriends feel special, skip the mass-produced swill and go for microbrews like the exotically-named Smuttynose Shoals Pale Ale from Portsmouth, New Hampshire or the grandfather of microbrews, Sam Adams Boston Lager.

6. Bathroom reading
What man doesn't appreciate finding interesting reading in his sweetie's bathroom? So instead of tossing out your magazines when you're done reading them, toss them into a basket by the toilet. No need to go overboard with a stack of Sports Illustrated (if you don't follow sports, that would just be weird), but consider Newsweek or even Cosmopolitan (hey, this may be the only time he's a captive audience and can learn a few things). Or, just buy a book that's made for the bathroom, like Schott's Original Miscellany by Ben Schott ($10.17 at amazon.com) so he can learn a few things about shoelace lengths and sign language while he passes the, uh, time.

7. A business card
After the age of 18, it's no longer cute to scrawl your first name and phone number on a napkin and hand it to a man who wants to call you. So if your job doesn't provide a card or you'd prefer one with your personal email address and phone number on it, then have some made at your local Kinko's. The very budget-bound can get 250 full-color business cards for free from vistaprint.com if you don't mind the company's logo on the backside of the card. Hey, it's better than nothing. A napkin he can lose. A card he'll file and keep.

8. Earplugs
Ah, there's nothing sweeter than a man who wants to cuddle up with you in bed for a long night's sleep. Unless—SNZZGGHGHRRJJZZZ!—he snores so loudly you can't get any sleep. Prepare thyself for surprise snorers with a pair of earplugs stashed in your nightstand. (2 pairs of Mack's brand self-described "snore-proof" plugs sell for $2.79 at cvs.com.)

9. A straight male friend on your speed-dial
Every girl knows she needs a gay male friend she can go to for fashion advice (a personal Queer Eye for Your Closet). But when it comes to relationship advice, you need another source. While your female friends may have good intentions, if you really want to know if you should call that guy, save the guesswork and go to someone who's been there, done that.

10. A condom
Hey ladies, you know the drill by now. If you want to be able to have spontaneous fun of the bodily kind, you have to prepare for it yourself. You can't always count on him to have something in his back pocket—or a 24-hour drugstore on the route home. (Your new mantra: If you don't want it to break, you buy it.)
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Time:12:18 am.
sooo bored.... Getting weird IM's on Yahoo as normal when I take myself off of invisible mode...

You're not on though...

You suck.

But I still love you...
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Sunday, June 19th, 2005

Subject:Are you naughty??
Time:8:22 pm.
You Are Subversion!
You are systematic and secretive. Sometimes even very calculating. Most everyone trusts you but they have no idea what really goes on in your head. You are capable of being nice or mean, whatever a situation calls for. You look out for #1.

What Naughty My Little Pony Are You?

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Subject:soooo happy...
Time:3:53 pm.
Mood: excited.
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Subject:Lies I tell you LIES!!!
Time:3:30 pm.
How straight edge are you?

brought to you by Quizilla

Yea, I know random useless information on Straight Edge...
What of it?! Punk??
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Time:2:41 pm.
Why must you be soooo difficult. Why can't you just accept the fact that I'm an up-front and honest. That I do what I say, and say what I mean. I think about what I'm going to say before I say it, so that I know that it comes from the inside, and I mean it. Bleh...

Any ways, you asked and you got it, you are now offically on EVERY single filter I have. I hope you enjoy reading my mindless banter of meaningless drivel...
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Time:3:51 am.
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I <3 my friends....
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Subject:My Little Bit...
Time:3:27 am.

I love my Little Bit...
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Subject:Yo! Bitches!!
Time:2:48 am.
Mood: sad.
Just to let everyone know this will more than likely be my last post for a while, being that the computer will be packed up tomorrow and I will not have access to one on a day to day basis any more... Well for a while at any rate...

For those of you who I talk to on AIM, Yahoo, or MSN on a regular basis, I love you, and will miss our mindless banter, but will be talking to you again in a bit.

I move this week, so keep me in your thoughts.
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Saturday, June 18th, 2005

Subject:interesting read....
Time:3:29 pm.
It seems that in todays world you hear a lot about single mothers, but I know there are fathers out there who raise their children alone, but seems that society just kind of slumps them off...

So I found an interesting read for all willing, and here's the link...


Just in time for Fathers Day...
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Friday, June 17th, 2005

Time:8:15 am.
OK Ladies, here are some of my recipes which could basically be called
“Easy Ways to Fix Chicken”.

Chicken and Red Rice

4 boneless skinless chicken breasts, cut into bite-size pieces
1 can tomato sauce
dried oregano
garlic (1 crushed clove or garlic powder)
dried basil
black pepper
minced onion
1 cup Minute rice

Brown chicken in a little oil or Pam spray. Add spices and tomato sauce. Simmer at least 20 minutes, but no more than 35 minutes. Add rice, cover and wait 5 minutes. Chopped bell pepper is good in this or sliced sautéed mushrooms, but my kids won’t eat it then!

Cajun Chicken

4 boneless skinless chicken breasts, cut into bite-size pieces
2 cans diced tomatoes
¼ cup soy sauce
¼ cup Worcestershire sauce
half a small onion, chopped (or minced onion)

Put diced tomatoes in a large pot; add soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce, and onion. Heat until bubbly and then add chicken and spices. Simmer at least 30 minutes. You can add peeled uncooked shrimp for the last few minutes if you want. Serve over rice.

Parmesan Chicken

6 boneless chicken breasts
1 big jar of Romano Ragu sauce
angel hair pasta
mozzarella cheese (Shredded)

Brown chicken breasts; transfer them to baking dish. Pour ¾ of Ragu over them and bake for about 30 minutes at 400 degrees. Heat remaining Ragu on top of stove. Put shredded cheese on top of chicken for last 5 minutes. Cook angel hair pasta for 2 minutes, drain. Serve chicken and sauce over pasta. This is also good with sautéed sliced mushrooms.

Pineapple and Cheese Casserole

1 can of crushed or chunk pineapple
About 1 ½ cups cheddar cheese, shredded
About a tablespoon of flour
Ritz crackers

Drain pineapple and put in lightly greased casserole dish. Mix in cheese and flour. Bake at 325 degrees for about 17-20 minutes. Add Ritz crackers on top (crumbled or not) during last 5 minutes of cooking.

Chicken Salad

6-8 boneless chicken breasts
several stalks of celery (depends on how much you like celery)
4 hard boiled eggs
½ red onion
2 tablespoons prepared horseradish
mayo to taste
half cup of chopped pecans

Cut chicken into bite sized pieces, boil, and chop in food processor. Set aside. Chop celery and hard boiled eggs in processor. Mix chicken, celery, eggs and rest of ingredients together. Refrigerate overnight and add chopped pecans on the next day.
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